The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!