The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!