The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!