- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

the power to read something without looking at it

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

Taekwondo

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The power of minding your own business

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

Pointless Super Powers