The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!