The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!