The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to understand women!!

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!