The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to see through water.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!