The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!