- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The power to like any show

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The ability to smell colors

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to fart upon command.

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

Pointless Super Powers