The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!