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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.
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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.
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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.
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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.
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The power to listen to justin beiber
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The power to turn load noises into cake
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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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The power to turn anything you touch into cats
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the power to eat only one lays potato chip
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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old
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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on
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The power to shit dirt!
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The power to transform into yourself
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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.
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Being Aquaman
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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.
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The power to not hear thunder.
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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time
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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!
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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin
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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.
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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.
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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!