The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to fail

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to not hear thunder.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to die.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!