the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to die.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!