To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to blow up when you blink

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

Meatvision.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to sweat acid.

The ability to smell colors.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to go suicide

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The power to watch a pot boil.

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to recognize "woman rights".

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!