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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.
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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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The ability to see through invisibility.
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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.
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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs
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The power to turn any edible object brown.
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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.
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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls
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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)
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The power to make any girl hate you
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to have a face with the power to attract fists
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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing
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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.
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The power to sweat acid.
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.
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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand
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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.
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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf
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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.
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The power to fap without satisfaction
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the power to float one atom above the ground
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!