The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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To pee standing up.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!