The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!