The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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penis

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!