The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to do one push-up

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!