The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!