Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create shit

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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penis

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!