The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!