the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to like any show

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!