the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

Lactokinesis

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to not see ads

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The power to pee out blue

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

the power to control your own body movements

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

the power to do one push-up

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to like any show

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!