The power to fart upon command.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!