The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to die.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!