The power to fart upon command.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!