The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!