the power to control your own body movements

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to die if you think

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to write a country song

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to create shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!