the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!