power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to die but once

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to see through glass

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!