Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to always hug people

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!