The power to brag about having a super power.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to always hug people

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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A healing punch

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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See through invisible people

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!