The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to vote

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!