To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Endless falling....

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!