The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!