Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Turn gold into lead.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!