The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be HUMAN

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!