The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!