The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Grass eating

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!