the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!