The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!