THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!