The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!