The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to do nothing

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!