The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!