A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!