The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to shit shards of glass

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!