the ability to enjoy school

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Grass eating

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!