the power to shit liquidly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Turn gold into lead.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!