the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to do nothing

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!