the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!