the power to eat waffles

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to die

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to see through glass

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!