The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!