The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Grass eating

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to see through a hole

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to glow in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!