The power to give a **** about bigfoot

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to levitate mustard.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to laugh while laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power to fart mace

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

thumb_up thumb_down -71

The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

thumb_up thumb_down +188

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +158

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down +154

Ability to shit nuclear waste

thumb_up thumb_down +130

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to fart flames

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

thumb_up thumb_down +120

the power to fart out of your penis

thumb_up thumb_down +118

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!